No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
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