If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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