Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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