I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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