what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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