If i come over, it means nothing
Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
There's a naked man in my car right now.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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