ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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