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i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize