So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Randomize
