This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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