No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize