had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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