considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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