I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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