i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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