is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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