She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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