i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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