yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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