You made me cry and you don't even care
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Randomize
