On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I'm determined to sit on that face.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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