nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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