I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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