Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i came on her dog
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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