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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
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