I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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