are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
The Olympian is in my bed
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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