I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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