at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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