So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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