Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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