official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Randomize
