Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i wish my penis had a tongue
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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