I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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