Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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