wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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