too bad you live with your parents still
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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