why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Randomize
