these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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