I am puke
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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