took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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