I don't think brook has ever known best
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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