I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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