My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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