he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
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