She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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