I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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