I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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