After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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