im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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