But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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