Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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