Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
where are you?
Hypothermia
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Randomize
