She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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